At one point or the other we have seen different church sayings, especially those written on bill boards belonging to churches. Some are actually gotten from the bible, while some are just a mere idea or concept. Some might be just to create some form of humour in other to draw attention. Reading these sayings can be fun sometimes and we wont forget to say that you can actually get inspiration from them. Here are some cool church sign sayings, we hope you’ll find them interesting
50 Cool church sign sayings
1. The best way to the top is on your knees.
2. The greatest message ever heard came from an empty tomb.
3. Christians: keep the faith . . . but not from others!
4. Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
5. Come as you are, but you won’t leave as you were.
6. Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
7. Forgive your enemies – it messes with their heads.
8. God didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
9. Hipster Jesus loved you before you are cool.
10. Jesus paid a debt He didn’t owe because we owed a debt we couldn’t pay.
11. Kneel before Jesus and you can stand before anyone.
12. History is His story.
13. If God were small enough for us to understand, he wouldn’t be big enough for us to worship.
14. If man evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?
15. Life has many choices. Eternity has two. What’s yours?
16. Maury is not the only place to find your father.
17. Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible.
18. There are no atheists in hell.
19. To be almost saved is to be totally lost.
20. Under same management for 2,000 years.
21. At Jesus way take the right turn, others go to Hell.
22. Bring your sin to the alter and drop it like its hot.
23. Don’t be so open-minded your brains fall out.
24. Easter comes one a year, how often do you?
25. iPod? iPad? Try iPray… God is listening!
26. It’s hard to stumble when you’re on your knees.
27. Spend your years ripening instead of rotting.
28. You can’t enter heaven unless Jesus enters you.
29. We don’t change the message, the message changes us.
30. Wrinkled with burdens? Come to Jesus for a faith lift.
31. A clear conscience makes a soft pillow.
32. A family altar will alter a family.
33. Read the Bible, it’ll scare the hell out of you.
34. Real eyes realize real lies, so read the Bible.
35. Sin is a family of ugly relatives.
36. Sin would be less attractive if the wages were paid immediately.
37. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
38. Apply Here. Advancement Guaranteed.
39. Forgiveness is to swallow when you want to spit.
40. Give God what’s right, not what’s left.
41. Give the devil an inch and he’ll be your ruler.
42. God answers knee-mail.
43. A grudge is a heavy thing to carry
44. A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition!
45. A cold church is like cold butter, it doesn’t spread well.”
46. A cup of wisdom is worth far more than a vat of knowledge.
47. A day hymned in prayer, is less likely to come unraveled.
48. A half truth is a whole lie.
49. A happy man marries the girl he loves
50. A Bible that is falling apart, usually reveals a life that isn’t