Gone are those days when we send dry birthday message, these days birthday messages have some fun that that go with them, after all its all about celebration, why keep it boring. Here we have a huge list of funny happy birthday quotes that you can send to that your lovely friend.
Funny Happy Birthday Quotes – Most Hilarious
1. It’s true that you look like a duck but today I see a swan.
2. I hope you forgive me for eating your lunch, I couldn’t stop myself after all it was your birthday cake.
3. I heard its your birthday, then where is the treat, many happy returns of the day dumbo.
4. I am so proud you invited me to this party.
5. Lets all clap and scream, its our little monster’s birthday.
6. Hey, no matter how old have you become today, just make sure that you don’t forget that where you kept the car keys. Good luck!
7. I haven’t brought any cake for you. Because I know you love this bottle of champagne more. Happy birthday.
8. You must be glad that I am your dad. I love you so much that I will eat the entire cake.
9. Old enough to know better…young enough to still do it.
10. On your birthday, here are some words of wisdom: smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!
11. One more year of existence down the drain. People say that the good die young, so I guess that’s make you an old bad ass!
12. I love when you try, it always make me feel that I am not the only in blunder.
13. It took me an hour to write this poem for you, my Internet was out of speed.
14. No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. Happy birthday.
15. The nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can.
16. Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.
17. See how many candles on your cake. You’ll have to blow them out only by sniffing. Ha ha!
18. Can’t tell you how cute you’ll look with all that cake on your face.
19. Its not a prank believe me that box only has a birthday cake.
20. I hope you keep smiling till you have teeth.
21. It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is.
22. Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.
23. Hey, though it’s older, but yet it’s not better yet. Have a wonderful birthday.
24. Too many candles on the cake means you are getting older too fast.
25. It’s always very nice to be young, but allows you get to older every year. Don’t worry, just enjoy.
26. No matter how hard I try you’ll always be by my side maybe coz you’re a stalker.
27. If I could buy this world I would have for you, you know its not true many happy returns of the day!
28. There was king and a queen who were nothing close to you.
29. Lets not worry lets not cry, the troublemaker is in the spotlights tonight.
30. You know that don’t you’re my most favorite but only after candies.
31. I love you best friend, I love when you by me candies, stickers and rides.
32. I saw you last night; you were looking for the gifts, which were never there.
33. You look so cute in that cap just like my old uncle Groot, just joking happy birthday love.
34. Can you remember those young, healthy and colorful days of our young age? It’s always feels awesome when you can recall all those memories.
35. Don’t blow the candles, the fire department is on their way to do this job.
36. It’s getting tougher to see the cake due to the candles over it. Can you remember those days when you had only a few candles on it. Happy birthday.
37. It feels great when your loved ones wish you the ways you wanted to be wished for this special day. Enjoy!!
38. No one will laugh coz it’s her birthday.
39. You know you look like an angle in this dress, who has come straight form the land of telitobies, just kidding you look wonderful love happy birthday.
40. Shit another year of your jokes, may god bless those jokes.
41. Chill you still look younger than my grand mother.
42. I know it sounds funny but still its your birthday so happy birthday pal.
43. Birthdays are like wine the more you have them the more you turn crazy.
44. Are you kidding it cant be your birthday, you look so lame , happy birthday sugar.
45. Hope someday you’ll enjoy a delicious cake without any tooth.
46. Last week during the fire on that candle factory we all sang the song – “Happy birthday” to celebrate your birthday.
47. You must be feeling good, because you look fifty, though you are sixty today. Happy birthday.
48. Grow more older and become toothless soon.
49. Hope you’ll live as long as you wish to live. Have a wonderful day.
50. I believe that man grows old like wine and women grows old like cheese. You know old wines are priceless.
51. I’m sorry I ate your birthday cake, just wanted you to have a sugar free year ahead.
52. You know I love you, but I love your gifts more by the way happy birthday.
53. Smile sunshine , its your birthday, ready for the treat if not then good night. This day an angle came on earth , yes right its our dog Lucy.
54. Can you see the clock its your birthday.
55. I dint ate for 3 days; coz today is my best friends birthday.
56. You know what’s inside this birthday gift, lots of air coz my love is in the air.
57. I loved you once, ill love you twice and until you show your kitten smile.
58. I hope you get the best fish of the sea for your dinner.
59. On this special day my duty is to call the fire department when you’ll blow out those fifty candles. I’m ready.
60. As you are getting older, you are becoming wiser. You know no wise man ever wishes to be young again.
61. Some special words on your birthday: keep smiling as long as you’ve those teeth.
62. Another year gone, how fast the numbers of candles on the cake are rising.
63. Congratulations for your sweet smile. Though you don’t have all your teeth, but yet it’s sweet like always.
64. People often believe that good things don’t last long. So, I guess you are a bad ass!
65. You may look old, but your heart is evergreen. You are only twenty if we count the age of your heart. Live as long as you wish.
66. Happy birthday dear. Another birthday means one step closer to the end of life.
67. The best secret that is yet to be revealed is your true age.
68. Though it’s obvious to grow old, but it’s optional to grow up.
69. You get older every year, but I don’t want to remember that. Just enjoy and don’t eat my portion of cake.
70. I’ll never tell anyone, that you love dragon ball z only if you feed me with your cake.
71. I saved you the last slice of cake, thought Bruno licked it once.
72. I wish I could full fill all your wished, specially those which would benefit me.
73. Are you out of your mind, who picks up the phone at 12’o clock?! Many many happy returns of the day!
74. I promise I’ll be a good boy, until I get your birthday treat.
75. Come one show me your smile, you still look young to me.
76. You can open your eyes; you will only find birthday candles on fire.Look behind you there is your gift, I was joking just wanted to give you birthday bombs.
77. Lest sing and dance, we can bare your voice today after all its your birthday.
78. You look so like my old grandma; just kidding she has more teeth.
79. If I could fulfill any of your wish then it would be a new car for me.
80. Aww you look so pretty in my poodles dress. Many many happy returns of the day!
81. I know I ate your cake but I saved you from diabetes so happy birthday love.
82. May you keep smiling till you have teeth.
83. I never knew you will grown so tall , higher than a tower . It is magical to see how I am gonna eat all that cake at ones.
84. You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by “for your age.”
85. You have to really be something special! Today, 3,276,821 people have birthday, but I was only thinking of you!
86. I promise there is no prank inside this box, its only your cake. Happy birthday lil beasty, you are my princess.
87. I promise I will study hard, only after eating that cake.
88. I broke your vase, but it’s your birthday hurray!
89. You must enjoy the cake, because you won’t get a second chance to enjoy that special item as you are under diet.
90. You always enjoy your birthday in some amazing ways, that’s why you should have one birthday every year.
91. The cake looks very little for those plenty of candles.
92. Look, so many candles on a so little cake.
93. You are such a person who always reminds me the memories of my old days. I’ve never found a smart, funny and good looking person than you. Thank you for being with me.
94. I can’t tell you how happy I am , it’s just cause my throats is ill.
95. I saw a pretty girl here and its not you. Just jokig happy birthday love.
96. May you have another sucking year, lol happy birthday.
97. Another year, another new place that aches.
98. I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires. At least you’re not as old as you will be next year!
99. Better to be over the ground than under it. Better to be over the hill than buried under it.
100. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
101. Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to
102. breathe! May all your dreams come true and nightmare wash away.
103. Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them.
104. Last week, the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang.
105. Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
106. Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty. May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.
107. May you live to be old and toothless. Men age like wine, women age like cheese.
108. My birthday gift to you is the call to the fire department when you blow out your candles. You’re welcome!
109. My friend got me a fossil. It reminded me of someone who has a birthday today. Three guesses who!
110. No wise man ever wished to be any younger than he was.
111. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
112. You know you’re getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it exercise. You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great vision.
113. You look so ugly in that dress, just joking. You look amazing birthday girl happy birthday.
114. I am glad you invited me, now that cake is mine.
115. Lots and lots and love because I forgot to bring you gift.
116. I am soo lucky to have a friend like you and Your parties make me luckier.
117. Look a snow man, just joking you’re an an angel.
118. You may not have white teeth but you have my blessings.
119. You look really funny with that big hat but in real you are a magician.