102 Best Popsicle Stick Jokes

Popsicle stick jokes can be very funny and very witty as well. Here is a collection of best Popsicle stick jokes you would really love.

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Funny Popsicle Stick Jokes

1. Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?Because then it would be a foot

2. What has a hundred ears but cannot hear?A field of corn

3. What kind of shirts do golfers wear?Tee-shirts

4. How did the lettuce plan to win the race?Stay a head

5. What kind of bird is always sad?A blue bird

6. What was the musician’s favorite pastry?A drumroll

7. How do pigs talk?Swine language

8. What’s the best side of the house to put the porch on?The outside

9. What’s a cow’s favorite activity?Going to the moovies

10. Why didn’t the rooster go on the rollercoaster?He was chicken

11. What do you do when your fish sings flat?Tune-a-fish

12. What did the tailor say about her job?It’s sew-sew

13. What did the zookeeper use to unlock the cage?A monkey wrench

14. What did the rabbit five his girlfriend?A 14-carrot ring

15. Why did Janeen eat her test?Her teacher said it was a piece of cake

16. How do you fix a broken gorilla?With a monkey wrench

17. Why couldn’t the strings ever win?They could only tie

18. What can you catch, but not throw?Your breath

19. Why did whiskers lie down?To take a catnap

20. Why did the kettle get so hot?It needed to blow off steam

21. What does a tree do when it’s ready to go home?It leaves

22. Why is England the wettest country?The queen has reigned there for years

23. What’s everyone doing at the same time but different rates?Growing older

24. How does the barber cut the moon’s hair?E-clipse it

25. How do animals blend into the desert?With camel-flage

26. What do you get from a pampered cow?Spoiled milk

27. Why didn’t the sun ever shine in the castle?It was full of knights

28. What did the golf player name his son?Chip

29. What did the fish name his kid?Gill

30. Why do basketball players wear bibs?Because they dribble

31. What’s a cat’s favorite button on the DVD?Paws

32. What kind of tree would have the best bark?Dogwood

33. How can you defend yourself under water?Carry a swordfish

34. What did “A” and “B” look for at the beach?A “C” gull

35. Where does a dog sleep?In a pup tent

36. What driver never gets a parking ticket?A screwdriver

37. What did the buck call his wife?Deer

38. Why are math textbooks always stressed?They deal with so many problems

39. How do you make a milkshake?Take a cow to a horror movie

40. How did Jane mend the farmer’s pants?With cabbage patches

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Popsicle Stick Joke

41. Why wasn’t the computer hungry?It just had a byte

42. How do animals blend into the desert?With Camel-flage

43. What did Sheila say after cheering at the Kentucky Derby?My voice is hoarse

44. Why couldn’t the elephant use the computer?He was afraid of the mouse

45. Where did Sally take her pet bees for fun?The wax museum

46. Where do snowmen dance?At the snowball

47. What can you steal, and not get in trouble?2nd base

48. Why did Sally put her bicycle to bed early?It was two-tired

49. Why was the baby comforter so sad?It was a little down

50. Why didn’t the cashier laugh at the Emily’s Joke?It didn’t make cents

51. How do you make a milkshake?Take a cow to a horror show

52. What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time no sea

53. Why did Susan bring two pairs of pants to her golf game?In case she got a hole-in-one

54. What did the diamonds name their baby? Jules

55. Why was the lamp flunking his class?He wasn’t very bright

56. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?It felt crumby

57. Why couldn’t the dog get the apple?He was barking up the wrong tree

58. Why do bananas like gymnastics?They like to do splits

59. What did the whale do when he got mad?He blew his top

60. What happened when the wheel was invented?It caused total revolution

61. What did the tailor say about her job?It’s sew-sew

62. What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?Patty

63. How many apples grow on a tree?All of them

64. What did zero say to eight?Nice belt

65. Why does a quarter flip higher than other coins?It has an eagle on it

66. What are the smartest animals?Fish because they stay in schools

67. What kind of band plays snappy music?A rubber band

68. Why did the clam scold her children?They were being shellfish

69. What does a boat do when it’s sick?It goes to the dock

70. What did the hot dogs name their kid?Frank

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Jokes On Popsicle Sticks

71. Why are math textbooks so stressed?They deal with many problems

72. What was the boulder’s favorite music?Hard rock

73. Why did the fish have a bad report card?

74. Because all of his graders were under “C”s

75. What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?A nightmare

76. Why do owls always get invited to bird parties?Because they are such a hoot

77. Where do dogs hate to shop?At the flea market

78. What kind of music sticks with you?Taped music

79. Where do spaghetti and sauce go to dance?The meat ball

80. Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?To fish for compliments

81. Where did the elephant store its suitcase?In its trunk

82. What did the hotdog say after he finished the race?I’m the wiener

83. What crew mans a haunted ship?A skeleton crew

84. What do pigs and ink have in common?They both go in a pen

85. How did Melanie improve her hearing?She ate an ear of corn

86. What’s a kite’s favorite instrument?The strings

87. What do you call a sleeping cow?A bulldozer

88. What was a trick that the load of bread taught the dog?Roll over

89. What kind of bird writes letters?A pen-quin

90. What lies on its back a thousand feet in the air?A millipede

91. Why is England the wettest country?The Queen has reigned for years

92. What animal has the best sense of time?A watchdog

93. What did the mother bear say to her cub?Don’t go out in your bear feet

94. Why was the doctor so calm?He had patients (patience)

95. What kind of shoe does a thief wear?Sneakers

96. How do you make a handkerchief dance?Put a little boogie in it

97. What has hands but no arms?A clock

98. What kind of bugs do firemen really dislike?Fireflies

99. Why didn’t the hockey player want to pay for dinner?He was a cheapskate

100. Where do you look for kittens in a libraryIn the card cat-a-log

101. What kind of phones do turtles use?Shell-ular phones

102. Why shouldn’t you play hide-n-seek with a leopard?You’ll always be spotted.

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