I really had fun with these kids jokes and I’m sure the kids will love it too. They have been carefully selected specially for kids though adults can enjoy it too. Nothing has cracked me up like these jokes and am not going to forget it in a haste. Here we have compiled a nice set of knock knock jokes for kids.

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Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids – Knock Knock Jokes For Kids That Are Really Funny

1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe! Canoe who? Canoe come out and play with me today?

2 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who! Who who? That’s what an owl says!

3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here.

4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get me some juice.

5. Knock, knock Who’s there? BooBoo who? Why are you crying?

6. Knock, knock Who’s there?Gorilla, Gorilla who?Gorilla me a hamburger!

7. Knock, knock Who’s there? Silence. Silence who?(Stay quiet)

8. Knock, knock Who’s there? Atch, Atch who?Bless you!

9. Knock, knock Who’s there? YaYa who? I didn’t know you were a cowboy!

10. Knock, knock Who’s there? Hada, Hada who? Had a great time, how about you?

11. Knock, knock Who’s there? Happy, Happy who? Happy Father’s Day!

12. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

13. Knock, knock. Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who. Oh never mind it’s pointless.

14. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, a cow says Mooooo!

15. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Double. Double who? W!

16. Knock, knock Who’s there?TeeTee who?Tee hee!

17. Knock, knock Who’s there? ElmoElmo who? You don’t know who Elmo is?!

18. Knock, knock Who’s there? TimeTime who? Time for dinner, it’s getting late.

19. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Isabell. Isabell who?Is a bell working?

20. Knock, knock!Who’s there?Cook.Cook who?Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?

21. Knock, knock!Who’s there?Spell.Spell who?W-H-O

22. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Dishes.Dishes who?Dish is a nice place!

23. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Althea.Althea who?Althea later alligator!

24. Knock, knock Who’s there?Interrupting pirate. Interrup…Arr!

25. Knock, knock Who’s there?MeMe who?You don’t know me?

26. Knock, knock Who’s there?Let us, Let us who?Let us in, it’s raining!

27. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting pirate! Interrup… ARRRRRRRRRR!

28. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

29. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue knocked on this door before?

30. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hey, you didn’t remember me!

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31. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock.

32. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

33. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!

34. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Iowa.Iowa who?Iowa big apology to the owner of that red car!

35. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Abbot.Abbot who?Abbot you don’t know who this is!

36. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Viper.Viper who?Viper nose, it’s running!

37. Knock Knock!Who’s there?Doughnut!Doughnut who?Doughnut ask, it’s a secret.

38. Knock Knock!Who’s there?Justin!Justin who?Justin time for lunch.

39. Knock Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something!

40. Knock Knock!Who’s there?Heaven.Heaven who?Heaven you heard enough of these silly Knock Knock jokes?

41. Knock Knock!Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in, its cold outside!

42. Knock Knock!Who’s there?Anita.Anita who?Anita tissue….ah-choo! Too late!

43. Knock Knock!Who’s there?Honeycomb.Honeycomb who?Honeycomb your hair!

44. Knock Knock!Who’s there?Justin.Justin who?Justin time for dinner!

45. Knock knock Who’s there?Mikey! Mikey who?Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

46. Knock knock Who’s there?Howard!Howard who?Howard I know?

47. Knock knock Who’s there?Beets!Beets who?Beets me!

48. Knock knock Who’s there?Ice cream! Ice cream who?Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

49. Knock knock Who’s there?Cows! Cows who?Cows go ‘moo’ not who!

50. Knock Knock! Who’s there?Broccoli.Broccoli who?Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.

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51. Knock Knock! Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in, we’re freezing.

52. Knock, knock Who’s there?Winnie Winnie who?Winnie The Pooh!

53. Knock, knock Who’s there?Mikey Mikey who?Mikey doesn’t fit in the hole!

54. Knock, knock Who’s there?For For who?For you!

55. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Norma Lee.Norma Lee who?Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!

56. Knock, knock.Who’s there?CD.CD who?CD guy on your doorstep?

57. Knock, knock Who’s there?Boo, Boo who?Didn’t mean to scare you!

58. Knock, knock Who’s there?Kenya Kenya who?Kenya pass the milk? I’m thirsty.

59. Knock, knock Who’s there?Sorry Sorry who?Sorry wrong door!

60. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Tank.Tank who?Your welcome!

61. Knock, knock Who’s there?You You who?Did you you say Yahoo.com?!

62. Knock, knock Who’s there?Will Will who?Will you let me in?

63. Knock, knock Who’s there?Teresa Teresa who?Teresa are green!

64. Knock, knock Who’s there?Atch Atch who?Bless you!

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65. Knock, knock Who’s there?You You who?I didn’t know you were so happy to meet me!

66. Knock, knock Who’s there?Woo Woo who?You don’t have to get so excited!

67. Knock, knock Who’s there?Ivan Ivan who?Ivan. You lose!

68. Knock, knock Who’s there?Alex. Alex who?Alex-plain later!

69. Knock, knock!Who’s there?Ketchup.Ketchup who?Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

70. Knock, knock Who’s there?Banana, Banana who?Banana split!

71. Knock, knock Who’s there?Ben and Jimmy, Ben and Jimmy who?Ben down and Jimmy a kiss.

72. Knock, knock Who’s there?Peas, Peas who?Peas let me in now!

73. Knock, knock Who’s there?Ya, Ya who?I didn’t know you were a cowboy!

74. Knock, knock Who’s there?Goliath, Goliath who?Goliath down you’re looking’ tired.

75. Knock, knock Who’s there?Tickle, Tickle who?Tickle you.

76. Knock, knock Who’s there?Wire, Wire who?Wire you asking me?

77. Knock, knock Who’s there?Cows go, Cows go who?No, cows go moo!

78. Knock, knock Who’s there?Time, Time who?Time for dinner, it’s getting late.

79. Knock, knock Who’s there? Atch, Atch who?Hold on, I have to sneeze!

80. Knock, knock Who’s there?Russian, Russian who?Stop rushing’ me!

81. Knock, knock Who’s there?A tish, A tish who?Bless you.

82. Knock, knock Who’s there?Elmo, Elmo who?You don’t know who Elmo is?!

83. Knock, knock Who’s there?Luvs, Luvs who?Luvs you!

84. Knock, knock Who’s there?A little boy. A little boy who?A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell.

85. Knock, knock Who’s there?Come in…

86. Knock, knock Who’s there?Nobel. Nobel who?Nobel, that’s why I knocked.

87. Knock, knock Who’s there?Alfred. Alfred who?Alfred the needle if you sew!

88. Knock Knock!Who’s there?Canoe.Canoe who?Canoe come out to play?

89. Knock Knock!Who’s there?Figs.Figs who?Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

90. Knock Knock!Who’s there?Cash.Cash who?I knew you were a nut!

91. Knock Knock!Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive right next to you.

92. Knock Knock!Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive you.

93. Knock Knock!Who’s there?Cargo!Cargo who?Ca. rGo Beep Beep!

94. Knock Knock!Who’s there?Cows.Cows who?Cows go moo, not who!

95. Knock Knock!Who’s there?Boo.Boo who?Don’t cry, it’s only a joke!

96. Knock Knock!Who’s there?Beets.Beets who?Beets me!

97. Knock Knock!Who’s there?Arthur.Arthur who?Arthur more cookies in the jar?

98. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

99. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!

100. Knock, knock Who’s there?Dwayne. Dwayne who?Dwayne the bathtub, I’m Dwowning!

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101. Knock, knock Who’s there?Avenue. Avenue who?Avenue heard this joke before?

102. Knock, knock Who’s there?Wire. Wire who?Wire you asking me?

103. Knock, knock Who’s there?Abe. Abe who? Abe C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.

104. Knock, knock Who’s there?Lena. Lena who?Lena little closer and I’ll tell you!

105. Knock, knock Who’s there?Tickle. Tickle who?Tickle you.

106. Knock, knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? You don’t know who you are?

107. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya Who? Wow, I’m excited to see you too.

108. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

109. Knock, knock Who’s there? Tee. Tee who? Tee hee!

110. Knock, knock Who’s there? Mustache, Mustache who? Sorry, mustache!

111. Knock, knock Who’s there? Jamaica, Jamaica who? Jamaica great keyboard player!

112. Knock, knock Who’s there? Granny, Granny who?

113. Knock, knock Who’s there? Granny, Granny who?

115. Knock knock Who’s there?A titch!A titch who?Bless you!

116. Knock knock Who’s there?Tank!Tank who?You’re welcome!

117. Knock knock Who’s there?Luke!Luke who?Luke through the keyhole and you can see!

118. Knock knock Who’s there?Frank!Frank who?Frank you for being my friend!

119. Knock knock Who’s there?Wooden shoe!Wooden shoe who?Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

120. Knock, knock Who’s there?Let’s. Let’s who?Let’s go for a swim!

121. Knock, knock Who’s there?Rubber. Rubber who?Rubber ducky!

122. Knock, knock Who’s there?Love. Love who?Don’t you love me?!

123. Knock, knock Who’s there? Granny, Granny who?

124. Knock, knock Who’s there? Aunt. Aunt who? Aunt you glad I got rid of all those grannies!

125. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just me.

126. Knock Knock!Who’s there?Honey Bee.Honey Bee who?Honey, bee a dear and get me a soda.

127. Knock Knock!Who’s there?Cows.Cows who?No they don’t, they MOO!

128. Knock Knock!Who’s there?Duey. Duey who?Duey have to keep telling Knock Knock jokes.

129. Knock, knock Who’s there?Clara. Clara who?Clara space on the table!

130. Knock, knock Who’s there?Me. Me who?Wow! You don’t know yourself!

131. Knock, knock!Who’s there?Annie.Annie who?Annie body home?

132. Knock, knock!Who’s there?Watson.Watson who?What’s on tv tonight?

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