Pick up lines have been used by guys for centuries even without realizing it. It is a natural way or method a man who is ready to get married employs in wooing a lady.
In recent times however, the art of wooing has evolved and become more sophisticated that only the guys with the best pick up lines get the best girls of their choice.
Pick up lines therefore, is a means to ease up tension between a guy and a girl. They are basically conversation starters that get the lady at least talking and responsive to a guy’s advances or flirting. These lines have to be strategic and not appear forced. Also, when using these lines as a guy, you would do yourself a great favor by appearing confident because most ladies get attracted to a confident man.
Now don’t get me wrong. You need to know the difference between being overtly confident (which may come across as arrogance) and being cool confident. You want to be bold yet sweet and sensitive as well, these would help her take in those pick up line better. Also, avoid really cheesy pick up lines as they are a major put off to most girls.
More so, though a lot of the same pick up lines tend to be used most often than not, if you have the right attitude, charisma and suave, she might not mind at all. Therefore, if you are having some troubles in this department of good pick up lines, we are here to help. Below is a list of 70 pick up lines for guys that work all the time.
Pick Up Lines For Guys
1. You seem awesome and I like awesome people.
2. If I say just hi with a smiley face, will you ignore me?
3. If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
4. I’m bored, help me out?
5. Do you know how I can get verified on Twitter? Asking for a friend.
6. I’m not a professional photographer. But I can easily picture us together.
7. Hi! You sure are the cutest girl in the room.
8. You seem really funny and I like people who make me laugh.
9. I think your hand looks heavy. Would you like me to hold it for you?
10. Hi! I like your skirt/top/shoes.
11. If you come across someone you know on Tinder, what’s your protocol? Left or right?
12. Wait, something is really wrong with my cell phone. I’m not sure what happened but your number is not in it. May I have it again?
13. Want to go talk about where we went to college and what we “do” over overpriced beer?
14. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
15. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
16. Boy: (While she’s leaving) Hey, aren’t you forgetting something? Girl: What? Boy: Me
17. Let’s go do something fun.
18. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the urge to plant you right here.
19. Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
20. You seem cool. Wanna get to know each other?
Funny Pick Up Lines For Guys
21. Are you a Kelly, a Michelle, or a Beyoncé?
22. I can Google how to say Hi in like, 101 languages. Wanna see?
23. Kiss me now if you think that I got it all wrong. But vampires exist, right?
24. Damn, I just lost my phone number. Is it okay to have yours, instead?
25. If you where a sheep I would clone you.
26. Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
27. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
28. May I borrow your phone? Girl: Why? Boy: I want to call your mother and thank her for bringing you into this world.
29. I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
30. Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.
31. You thought you don’t have a chance with me? You’re completely wrong.
32. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
33. I think you’re the next beautiful contestant in the game of love.
34. If I’d say that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
35. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
36. Damn, you’re so gorgeous you made me forget what my pick up line was.
37. Baby, I couldn’t help but take judicial notice of how fine you’re looking tonight.
38. I am not drunk honey, I’m just intoxicated by you.
39. If I had a nickel every time I saw someone as beautiful as you then I would have 5 cents.
40. If you were the new burger at McDonald’s, you would be the McGorgeous.
Pick Up Lines That Are Cheesy
41. Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.
42. You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
43. I’ll give you a minute to give me your phone number. After that, you can forget about going out with me.
44. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
45. I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
46. If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
47. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
48. My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.
49. I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I’d be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.
50. Is there a magnet in here cuz baby I’m attracted to You.
51. I may not be the best looking guy here but I am the only one talking to you.
52. Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
53. Wouldn’t we look good on a wedding cake together?
54. If I ask you to coffee, drinks, or a movie which would you be most likely to say ‘yes’ to?
55. With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
56. Can you recommend a bank where I can make a deposit? Because I’m planning to save all my love for you.
57. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
58. I seem to have lost my hesitation with talking to strangers online, can I borrow some of yours?
59. Look up the symbols for Hydrogen and Iodine and that’s what I have to say to you.
60. I’m definitely in the range of your hotspot. How `about you let me connect and get full access?
61. Real Talk. Who would you want on your team during a zombie apocalypse?
62. My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.
63. If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
64. Hey I am like a Rubik’s cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
65. Walk by a girl and say “Are you looking at me? And if she says no say “Damn!” A woman has 209 bones in her body do you want me to give you another one?
66. Can we be friends?
67. What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this when there’s a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
68. Your name is… [HER NAME]? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
69. People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
70. Are you a beaver? Cause dam!