Weird things are things that are unnatural. It refers to that which is mysterious and Apparently outside the natural law. There is a way one can use some words that get people really thinking hard. Here we have listed 80 weird things to say to people to get them really thinking hard.

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Weird Random Things To Say

1. Go to Ikea, hide in a closet until someone walks
by, jump out and yell “I’m back from Narnia!!”.

2. Go to the vet with a can of mashed tuna and ask
can you x him?

3. Point into the sky and say “look a dead bird”
and see how many look.

4. Pretend to pass out in a busy place. When
someone touches you scream “I WAS SLEEPING!”
and run away.

5. Dress up as an m&m then run through the mall
yelling ”the skittles are coming!”.

Weird Things To Say To People

6. Go to a pet shop and ask for a cow.

7. In an elevator with many people in it, say “You
may be wondering why I’ve gathered you here
today”.

8. Make loud groans in a public bathroom then
drop a cantaloupe in the toilet and sigh in relief.

9. Drive a tricycle past a cop while drinking a juice
pouch screaming “YOU CAN’T CATCH ME”.

10. When you’re at school and someone talks on the
p.a. system say loudly, “I’m hearing those voices
again”.

11. Call Pizza Hut. Talk about the difficulties
of being a vegetarian, then order a pepperoni pizza.

12. Show people a picture of yourself and ask them
if they have seen this person.

13. Put up a “Lost Dog” poster with a picture of a
cat on it.

14. In a public toilet, pass a note under the door
next to you saying, “They’re onto us. We need to
go.”

15. Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to
get on ask if they have an appointment.

16. In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet you
are wondering why I have gathered you here today.

17. Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and
shout “I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!”

18. When someone says, “grab a seat” literally grab
a chair and walk out of the room.

19. Fill a bucket with bouncy balls and dump them
down a stair well with people in it and yell, MY
BALLS.

20. Go into the middle of a crowd and call out a
random name and see who replies.

21. Hide in a wardrobe in a furniture store and
when someone opens the door shout, “welcome to
Narnia”.

22. Place a walkie talkie in your mail box then when
someone walks by scream.

23. Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe
in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.

24. Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you
want to go, say “To innity, and beyond”.

25. Dress as a chicken, go to KFC and shout at
people “YOU’RE EATING MY BABIES!!!

26.  Eat my pants.

27. Don’t freak out but my neighbor lives next to me.

28. One time I died but I got better.

29. I eat babies.

30.  This is like a retard humping a door nob.

31. Sometimes when I’m alone I like to dress up in all brown, lay on the floor and pretend I’m a potato.

32. Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Weird Things To Say To Your Friends

 

Weird Things To Say To People

33. I will beat you with a small child

34. I like to be naked

35. Some cereals give me gas

36. It’s official! Am in love with hot dogs

37. Why would I study if I can pretend to study?

38. Community college is easier than sleeping with a lady

39. I want to punch bees in the face

40. I was born at a very young age

41. I’d like to help you out today. Which way did you come in?

42. Answers are what we have for other people’s problems.

43. Excuse my naivety – I was born at a very early age.

44. I’m not as think as you confused I am!

45. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

46. When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

47. Take my advice — I’m not using it.

48. It is not that I trust you. I am just feeling lazy today.

49. Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.

50. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

51. The only thing I understand about Algebra: I look at my X and I wonder Y

52. If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.

53. Whoever said money don’t buy you happiness just didn’t know where to shop!

54. If you think no one cares if you’re dead or alive miss a couple of credit card payments.

55. A guy walks into a bar … OUCH!

56. We consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.

57. If you lend someone money and you never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

Weird Things To Say To People

Weird Things To Say To People

58. A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that you can get from your wife for free.

59. I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.

60. Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.

61. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

62. An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

63. Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.

64. Don’t go home, he knows where you live.

65. You smell different when you’re awake.

66. You have lovely skin. I can’t wait to wear it.

67. I don’t want to alarm you, but right now, there is a skeleton inside

68. Just relax. It will all be over soon.

69. Underneath all these clothes… I am completely naked.

70. You smell just like my grandmother… after they dug her up.

71. I know what you did and I know who you are.

72. We can’t see them, but they’ve been watching us for a long time

73. I just noticed… There’s a spider in your buttcrack.

74. This is almost as much fun as watching you sleep.

75. Please stop me before I kill again… I can’t help myself anymore.

76. Don’t struggle… I hate it when they struggle.

77. I’ve been practising for this moment for so long…

78. Do you want death or happy smile?

79. I couldn’t find any clean underwear this morning… so I had to
borrow my grandmother’s.

80. I’m going to miss you when you’re gone.

There you have it, 80 weird things to say to people. So next time someone says any of these words to you, just know that he or she is really weird. And if you happen to say one of these 80 weird things to say to people, then I guess it means you are weird.

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