Funny questions can do the magic when it comes to spending fun filled moments with your girlfriend or a female friend. Without some lighter mood added to those moments, they can be very boring especially to her. You don’t have to be too cheesy with your lines because that will be overly archaic. A sure way to create a lighter mood filled with laughter and joy for her will be to ask her those questions which may sound serious, but are hardly expected and very funny. These funny questions will keep her laughing long after those moments are gone.
As you might already know, a sense of humor is a good advantage when it comes to a relationship especially for the females as most ladies would hardly want to spend time with a guy who is always “straight to the point” and formal. Adding some humor to your conversations with a girl using funny questions can make it very interesting for the lady as well as you the guy as you would be surprised at the kind of answers you’ll get to those questions.
To help you achieve this fun-filled moment and reignite the passion in your relationship, we’ve compiled a list of funny questions you could ask a girl to make her laugh enjoy those irreplaceable moments with you.
Random Funny Questions to Ask a Girl
1. Hey, your name is sexy, right?
2. Have you ever raised your hand just because the whole class raised it?
3. During the week, was there any day you didn’t brush your teeth?
4. Have you ever imagined what you would look like in an animated movie?
5. Would you rather be beautiful and dumb or ugly and clever?
6. Has anyone ever pushed you in the pool in your new dress and how did it feel?
7. Are you registered on any dating site?
8. Have you ever used a razor to shave your cheek?
9. What if humans have eyes in the place of a nose and vice versa?
10. What is your weirdest conversation ever and with whom?
11. Have you ever asked a guy out in a bar or a restaurant just because you were horny?
12. Do they have the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?
13. If you could choose a movie title for your life, what would it be?
14. What is the craziest thing you have done in your school life?
15. What was your favorite kids’ cartoon when you were growing up?
16. Do you pick your nose and flick it?
17. What’s the stupidest question you’ve ever been asked?
18. Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall?
19. How often are you late for work/school?
20. Do you love thongs more than panties?
21. What’s the ugliest face you can pull?
22. Do you sleep in the nude?
23. Have you ever been in a catfight?
24. In how many minutes can you seduce a guy?
25. What would you do if you won a million dollars?
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26. What is your silliest pet peeve?
27. What’s the one food you could never live without?
28. Can you come up with three words to describe yourself?
29. Would you rather go shopping or hang out with me?
30. What is that thing that you feel irritating without any reason?
31. How sexy am I to you?
32. Would you rather have no hair or be as hairy as a caveman?
33. What is that chocolate name that you feel disgusted?
34. Do you think Adam and Eve had navels?
35. Do you think you’d know if I was feeling horny?
36. If you could be a guy for just one day, what would you do?
37. Have you ever been caught naked by someone you didn’t want to?
38. For how long can you keep secrets in your belly?
39. What is something funny I wouldn’t “know” about you after first meeting you?
40. Would a fly who’s lost his wings be called a walk?
41. If psychics are supposed to know the future, how come they never win the lottery?
42. Which of your siblings do you secretly wish were never born?
43. Why is it that you drive on the parkway, and park on the driveway?
44. Do you have a boyfriend? (She says no). Are you taking applications?
45. If psychics are supposed to know the future, how come they never win the lottery?
46. Why is there an expiration date on a soured ice cream?
47. What is the opposite of opposite?
48. Is sugar really sweet?
49. Has a guy ever asked you to marry him?
50. If the world was going to end next week and you knew it, what three things would you do before then?
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51. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
52. What’s the weirdest nickname you’ve ever had?
53. Did You Ever Arrange A Blind Date?
54. Do you think you could punch someone and knock them off their senses?
55. What are the best and worst things about being a girl?
56. Would you rather be beautiful and dumb or ugly and clever?
57. Have You Ever Walked Out On A Movie At The Theater?
58. Do you think that fish ever gets thirsty?
59. What was the strangest punishment your parents ever gave you?
60. If you ever can be a fictional character, what would it be?
61. What’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to you?
62. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
63. If you had to explain about the birds and the bees to a child, let me hear how you’d go about explaining it to them?
64. Why is a boxing ring square?
65. What happens when the future has come and gone?
66. Why is it that you drive on the parkway, and park on the driveway?
67. Can you cry under water?
68. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes and from Finland Fines?
69. Do You Tell Your Friends What We Are Doing Together?
70. Why are “easy open” food packages never easy to open?
71. People always say that the future is uncertain then why do we take insurance policies and go for career counselling?
72. Have you Ever Broken Any Bones?
73. Have You Ever Felt Like You Hit Rock Bottom?
74. Dumbest Purchase You Ever Made?
75. Which came first the chicken or the egg?
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76. Do you think Nestle employees allowed to take coffee breaks?
77. Which habits are you are proudest of breaking?
78. Did you ever have an imaginary friend as a child?
79. After watching Twilight, do you like vampires more, or werewolves?
80. Have you ever thought, even for a second, that Hogwarts was real?
81. Have you ever fallen for a character in a movie? Which one?
82. Do you like texting because talking on the phone requires you to think faster?
83. Have you ever wanted to lie about your age? When?
84. Have you fallen for someone by just talking to them over the phone?
85. As a child, did you just want to be beautiful as you are now, or something else too?
86. Have you ever held alcohol responsible for the way you’ve behaved?
87. Do you like singing in the shower?
88. Do you stargaze? Why/why not?
89. Have you ever eaten crocodile or snake meat?
90. Have you ever eaten crocodile or snake meat?
91. If you got stuck in the elevator and was forced to listen to only one song, which would it be?
92. If the earth could only have one condiment for the rest of time, what would you pick to keep around?
93. You’re at Dunkin Donuts, which donut calls your name?
94. What’s the funniest prank you’ve ever pulled on someone?
95. What is your least favorite movie and why?
96. Do you think I’d be cute in footie pajamas?
97. Do you think bald is sexy?
98.If you were a super villain, what scandalous crime would you commit?
99. If your sex life could be described in eggs, what kind of eggs would it be?
100. What is the funniest pickup line someone has tried to use on you?
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101. What’s the nicest thing a friend has said about you?
102. When was the last time a book/TV series/song made you cry? Why?
103. If you could be born as anyone else – who would it be?
104. If you could change the world, what would the first thing be?
105. If you could be anywhere right now, where would it be?
106. What would you describe as the happiest moment of your life?
107. What’s your best memory of your father/mother/sibling?
108. What would your parents be surprised to learn about you?
109. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grow up? And do you still want it?
110. What happened the last time you cried?
111. What happened the time in your life when you were the most nervous to do something?
112. Would you like to change something about me?
113. What’s your worst habit?
114. What would you do if a girl tried to buy you a drink?
115. What would your parents be surprised to learn about you?
116. What would your parents be surprised to learn about you?
117. For you, are looks important in a relationship?
118. Are looks important in a relationship?
119. Are looks important in a relationship?
120. Did you ever get lost?
121. If you could have been a child prodigy what would you have wanted to be skilled at?
122. If you were a performing artist, what would you title your first album?
123. If you had to get any weird piercing, what would it be?
124. What do you buy at the candy store?
125. Tennis shoes, high heels, or flip-flops?